A bachelor auction. I was in a f-ing bachelor auction.

I wasn't a cow. A bull, definitely. When the ladies started to bid, it was looking rough.

Until she placed the winning bid.

The one I wanted. The woman who'd kneed me in the balls the other day.

Yeah, I was hot for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me. I was a guy obsessed.

She might be the teacher, but she was going to learn she was all mine and I wasn't letting her go.